I’ve never been a huge fan of the Flippers of the world. With their slippery-grey skin and piano-teeth smiles; it seems as if the non-fish sea creatures know too much.

Toni the tampon travels the infinite abyss of space as an astronaut. Marina is a skateboarding menstrual cup. Sebastian the sponge lives in the depths of the sea. Patrice the Pad is a friendly pad.